When to Dump a Boy

PAY ATTENTION MY LOVE, CAUSE IT'S OVER

I'll let you know how to dump a fishy in another post. That's fo sho a whole other topic.

You should dump a boy at the first signs of irreversible *bitchassness aka symptoms. Don't crucify yourself it's neither attractive or healthy for you. The second you see terminal illness like symptoms in the beginnings of a relationship bring them to his attention.

EXAMPLES: (yes, unfortunately for me but fortunately for YOU these are all from personal experience)

- You're talking on the phone... He says he's somewhere elsewhere than home however; you here his smoke detector beeping in the background... Ya the smoke detector you've told him needs to have its batteries placed. Yep uh huh. He's lying about stupid ish, who knows what he's attempting to cover. The reality is if he will lie about something so small he has the propensity to have the DEA bust in one day, while you're making a Sunday morning frittata.

- He's chatty cathy Mon-Thurs... He's all up in your business during the week, Texting, BBMing, Emailing, even calling. "How was your day?", "What'd you have for lunch?" etc But come mid-day Friday you don't receive your usual "And how's your day going?" text. I'm here to tell you he's got a major case of bitchassness. He enjoys your company; but, he's not ready to sacrifice any time with his Bros yet. In the early stages, if he can't take you out on a Friday or Saturday night, he's not interested in dating. No reflection on you, the boy is conflicted. Let him know that you know he's addicted to his bromance, and get dump him.

- You meet his closest friends and they're all LOSERS i.e. Friend #1 is so excited that his mail order bride is almost here, Friend #2 has an M.F.A. but is trying to be an actor is over 30 and has been a waiter at 10 different restaurants in the past year, Friend #3 is a lush over 30 wannabe rock musician... Okay so his closest friends are all losers, you think your fishy isn't??? When's the last time you've seen Flavor Flav and Bill Gates out to dinner. And okay I'll give you the benefit of a doubt... Maybe your fishy isn't a loser (cough cough) do you really wanna hang with Flavor Flav??

* Definition of bitchassness - Term coined by Diddy on Making the Band. Overall stank actions towards others through words, facial expressions, and/or song. Symptoms include: thinking your better than those around you, not speaking your true feelings, throwing large amounts of shade.