Thursday, August 6, 2009

How To Be Nice to A Boy



I know it's hard, most of them are assholes. But so are a lot of chicks. Once you get a hold of a good fishy, don't eff it up by being a controlling, suspicious bitch. I know it's hard, we're all a bit jaded; but, seriously take a step back, evaluate the situation... And if he's a good fishy who's puttin in work, I firmly believe in rewarding him.

-- Make him some pasta sauce and put it in a container, give it to him, he can quickly make himself something moderately healthy to eat on a couple of nights during the week.

-- Send him pictures of yourself in some sexy lingerie, use your camera phone, don't include your face just your hot bod. They're not incriminating, there's no face, get over yourself.

-- Send him a sweet text message on a day you know may be hard for him, in the message let him know he doesn't necessarily need to get back to you, you just wanted to send your well wishes.

-- If you all have just gotten home from a nice date on a Fri or Sat night, and are sittin on the couch flipping through the channels, having a drink, let the boy watch Sportscenter... He deserves it, it's not going to kill you to let him catch the sports news of the day.

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