Why Do You Have to Make Things So Complicated?

Friend - Cracky, where's your bra?
Me - It's - It's here it's strapless (pulls on tube top) see!
Friend - Absolutely not, go change
Me - Whateva, Whateva I do what I want
Friend - Go change
Me - Uh. You're not my Dad you're my friend, more like my brother and we're the same age, sooo it's not even like you're older and wiser.
Friend - Don't talk in circles go change
Me - (starts walking up stairs) You're apathetic........