(don't date this guy, I'm sure he'd be a lot of fun and all... he's a millionfish (guppy), I'll get to them later)Just a few basic rules that apply to any guy, any demographic, any locale.... My rules aren't part of the norm, YOU are going to need to do some light investigative work...
Rule #1 If he doesn't wear a collared shirt polo, button down doesn't matter if it's short or long sleeve etc on the FIRST date, ditch him. He's disrespectful, his Mama didn't teach him basic manners, and it's not your job to do it now.
My #2 rule used to be that he must have a job, but given the current state of the US lots of peeps are out of work. So now #2 is he must have health insurance. Not having health insurance is just plain irresponsible and unacceptable. He's gotta have at least Kaiser, everyone can afford that. He's gross if he's not gettin a physical exam every year. End of story, no excuses.
#3 he's gotta have coordinated sheets and a down comforter. No mismatched sheets with mismatched pillowcases. We're adults that's ridiculous and get a damn down comforter while you're at it. You can get one at TJ Maxx, Ross or Marshalls for less than $75.00. Get with the program...
#4 his shower head needs to work properly. If it's full of sediment and only spouts out two little streams of water, ditch him, he's not clean, nor does he care to be.
(just plain "ol gratuitous)#5 kinda goes with #4 if he still uses bar soap, he's primitive. He needs to be part of the body wash revolution....
#6 If he drinks Mai Tais, Margaritas, or Mike's Hard Lemonade type drinks on a regular basis, he's stuck in the 9th grade, delete his phone number.
(look closely, he has on a collared shirt, this totally counts, he's okay, thus far)And that's basically it.... Follow my 6 golden rules and he's qualified as good on paper. Now I'm not saying he's going to act like he has some sense; but, he's at least good on paper.
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