looks like hieroglyphics....

new bffs (Amber Rose and Beyonce, I'm sure they don't have the below problem)

Friend: How's you new boy?
Me: He's yummy, he's awesome, why what's wrong with yours?
Friend: How'd you know something was wrong with my boy?
Me: Hoe instincts... what's the deal?
Friend: his text messages look like hieroglyphics...
Me: Wha????
Friend: He doesn't know how to use the spacebar
Me: On no, un unh, that's not okay
Friend: I know Cracky, what do I do?
Me: Ummm, teach him how to USE the spacebar
Friend: It's too early in the game to start fixing things...
Me: Fine than read hieroglyphics
Friend: I will
Me: No you won't. You're going to dump him (laughs out loud)
Friend: (chuckles) Ya... I'll send him a text bwahahahahahaha. How'd you know?
Me: Hoe instincts (winks)